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A white Christmas. #27. A man and a woman were having sex in the middle of the forest at night. At the end of a 10-minute romping session, the man got up and said, 'dang, I wish I carried a flashlight.'. The woman replied, 'Yeah, me too coz you've been banging grass for the past 10 minutes.'. #28.
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He says, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger." 8) My girlfriend thought I'd be a pushover in bed, and wouldn't you know it, she had me pegged from the start. 9) The stork is the bird that.
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The first, Louie, starts off "I getting sick of all the boobs I deal with in my job". Reggie chimes in "With me, it's the dicks I work with. It's non-stop". Then Amy decides to throw down. "Every day it's the same thing. One asshole after another from sunup to sundown".
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Faced with such a brilliant response, we have no possible reply. 18. A new hybrid. The curtain opens and a pig is seen making love to a dinosaur. Title of the movie. * "Jurassic Pig". What would our repertoire of funny dirty jokes be without the mythical "The curtain opens…". 19. Dissolvable relationships.
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28. My manhood is only six inches, but it smells like a foot. —-. 29. A man and his family are staying at a hotel. The man asks the employee at the front desk if the adult channels are disabled. No, it's just regular p*rn, you sick f*ck. —-. 30.
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20. View more comments. #25. A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. "You can't cut me down," the tree exclaims, "I'm a talking tree!" The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue." Report.
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Hahaha They're better at it than guys. 4. A naked man broke into a church. The police chased him around and finally caught him by the organ. Hope this means the naked man was near the organ that's used to play Sunday hymns. 5. I asked my wife why she never blinked during foreplay. She said she didn't have time.
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69 Seriously Dirty Jokes and Memes (That Will Make You Cover Your Eyes) by Eric Russell. - 23 Mar 2022. Sense of Humor. Not every joke needs to be family-friendly or G-rated. Some of those jokes are dirty jokes (never appropriate but) always funny. Looked around and collected some of the funniest dirty jokes only for adults.
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Bob rings the doorbell at the house of his friend Marc. Marc's hot wife, Michelle, opens the door, with nothing but a bathrobe on, and tells Bob that Marc is still in the shower. Bob looks at her, thinks long and hard and finally says: "If I give you $200, will you drop your bathrobe? Shocked, Michelle responds "No!".
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There is a cucumber, a pickle, and a p*nis. They are complaining about their lives. The cucumber says, "My life sucks. I'm put in salads, and to top it off, they put ranch on me as well. My life sucks.". The pickle says, "That's nothing compared to my life. I'm put in vinegar and stored away. Boy my life boring. I hate life.".
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Pick-Up Lines. Your body is 70 percent water… and I'm thirsty. I love my bed, but I'd rather be in yours. They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me? I lost my keys… can I check your pants? Let's play carpenter! First, we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.
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Call and tell her about it. A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!" I'll admit it, I have a tremendous sex drive.
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Hilarious Jokes for Adults. Here come the longer funny adult jokes! Be careful, with them: Three guys go on a ski trip together. When they get to the ski lodge there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right side of the bed wakes up and says, "Wow, I had this mad dream I was getting a.
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Apparently, the act of sex can help you burn the same amount of calories as running eight miles, the wife read. The husband wondered how it could run eight miles in merely 30 seconds on earth. The wife kept screaming, "Give it to me! I've become so wet. Give it to me right now!" but the husband refused to give his umbrella.
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Once you've read through these and find a burning desire to continue, go to www.lotsofjokes.com or grab the "The Friars Club Encyclopedia of Jokes," compiled by H. Aaron Cohl, where you'll find much more on sex jokes as well as other fun topics.
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One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit. — r/smaze381. 6. Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One says to the other, "I can't believe I blew fifty bucks in there.". — r/aloysiusmind. 7.